Blatant Self Promotion

In an effort to increase my non existent traffic, I've decided that the quickest way to do that, is to get nominated for a Shorty Award, in the Humor category. How to do this?

<insert evil maniacal laugh here>

It turns out, that in order to win a humor award, you have to be funny. Or, hilarious. Or, quite possibly, outrageously hugetastic. And in this case, you have to do it in 140 characters or less. See my column on Twitter posted over at IDEA MASTERS if it's up. If not, you must wait, as I don't know how far ahead I'm over there, and I don't have time to look.

Well, I do, but that's another post at a different blog. In any case, my humorous attempt to solicit votes may fall on deaf ears, however, the circular nature of social media is that this link  will allow you to vote for me, if you so desire. Or even if you don't, you will anyway. I think :) What's going to happen now you ask? Well, posting here, will tweet Twitter. And then those of you that follow me, will hopefully come here, and click the vote link, and I'll be notified via tweet. Then I'll tweet a thank you to those that made it here.

And maybe a few more people will listen to Who is, the Watchmaker? And Laugh :) Because you can't listen to a 'blog entry, you have to read it.

It's snowing at Word Press.

I don't know if this is site wide, however, the last two Word Press blogs I've visited, have visible snowflakes falling in front of not only the picture, but the text as well. I'd twitter about this, but it takes more than 140 characters....

Blogging for Human Rights Day

Is apparently today, and the right I'd like to take on as my cause is, the right to have an opinion different than yours. That's what this site is about. Most in the world today believe in evolution, simply because they were told to. Another word for this is, indoctrination. I choose to believe the Creation account in The Bible, and by most, I get derided. Why? I choose a different belief system than you do. One of us will be found to be correct at some point, however, until such time as it happens, shutting down the debate is no way to win the argument. I'm done for today on the major issues of our time. I'm going to take the rest of the day away frrom most things that I do on more than an occasional basis, and pray. I will pray for you as well, even though you may not believe in the God I'm praying to.

I'm Amped Now....

Observe the following conversation. Context to follow, if I can come down off the ceiling:

General Robert Gweyegar
hello
bruce_wayne13
Hello
General Robert Gweyegar
how are u
bruce_wayne13
Fine
General Robert Gweyegar
i am general robert gweyegar
bruce_wayne13
Yes, I can see that...Get to the point, I'm a busy man....
General Robert Gweyegar
ok
here to build cordial friendship and business relationship
bruce_wayne13
Well, unless you're willing to invest in my film company, you can do neither
General Robert Gweyegar
so how can i do this?
i would be willing to if u want to assist me do it
bruce_wayne13
How much are you willing to invest?
No assistance...
General Robert Gweyegar
well i really do not know how much money it will required
bruce_wayne13
That wasn't the question
General Robert Gweyegar
and i also don't know if what i have is enough to invest into ur company
bruce_wayne13
How much are you willing to invest? If you can't come up with a number, don't waste my time
General Robert Gweyegar
but to be honest with u i have €15, 850, 000.00 Euros that i want to invest into any good oversea country through a trust worthy person or existing company
bruce_wayne13
Read my status, click the link
General Robert Gweyegar
maybe this amount is too small i tthink????
pls give me ur link so i can check it now
pls give me ur mobile number now so i can call u for discussion
BUZZ!!!
waiting 4 link and mobile number
bruce_wayne13
No, that would be enough
I'm not giving out my phone#
General Robert Gweyegar
ok
bruce_wayne13
The link is my status
General Robert Gweyegar
can u call me?
i can give u my phone number
i do not mind doing it
bruce_wayne13
No, I'm not talking to you live, we can have a free conversation here, any phone call in either direction costs one of us money, which I'm not willing to spend
General Robert Gweyegar
ok
give me ur link
bruce_wayne13
If you can't see the page in my status, the link is http://whoisthewatchmaker.blogspot.com/
For that film, I only need $3M US, so, you can click the donation button, and send that to my Paypal account.
General Robert Gweyegar
oh ic
just like that
bruce_wayne13
Yes, exactly. We hash out the agreement here, and I don't charge you the $300 for taking up my valuable time....
General Robert Gweyegar
do u know how much suffering i have borned to be able to secure this money?
if u are truly serious then u must come to meet me for us to meet a lawyer here to sign agreement
bruce_wayne13
I don't care. Make a choice. Either you're in or you're not. Therefore, stop wasting my time. If you're not willing to at least pay me for it, I'm not willing to do business with you. Have a good day.
General Robert Gweyegar
up to u
u are looking for money not me
see u too
i guess u not serious
bruce_wayne13
No, it's up to you... You can Fedex me an agreement, that I will sign and Fedex back to you, at your expense. Otherwise, this entire convesation is a waste of MY TIME!!! DO YOU GET THAT?
General Robert Gweyegar
get lost
don't waste my time
bruce_wayne13
YOU CONTACTED ME FIRST, ASSHOLE!!!! DON'T IM ME AGAIN!!!!
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